Tuesday, May 31, 2011

It's been about 25 years, or so....

Time to start from scratch!

  
So, DC Comics is revamping their entire universe. New number one issues all around, younger versions of the "Iconic" heroes.

That Jim Lee artwork above is all we have, so far. He'll be drawing a new Justice League, with Geoff Johns writing. All I can say about that is, I hope Lee is already 18-20 issues ahead, because the guy's track record, flat out, sucks. I will not abide a line-wide reboot with a flagship book that is eternally late. 

What the hell happened to finishing All-Star Batman and Robin, by the way?

One thing I will say...Why does everyone's costume have the same collar? Even Wonder Woman has that choker thing, and are those the damn PANTS again?!? Plus...for my Buddy Ken...Superman has RED TRUNKS!!

Anyway, I'm not as down on this as you might expect. The fact that it's coupled with same-day digital distribution is also, at the very least interesting. Or, as my buddy Paul, who owns a shop said, "INTERESTING." It reads to me like a full-court press for new readers, and anybody who follows the comic industry (who doesn't have their head in the sand) knows we need new readership, badly. If you're going to pull the new, young, tech-savvy kids, this is the best chance. Not only can you just download (legally) the books, now, but they're not going to be built on 30 years of continuity you haven't read. 

Don't think it doesn't amuse me greatly that this is all stemming from the Flashpoint crossover, tied to the return of Barry Allen as the Flash, and this new start is just the sort of thing that the Barry fans that wanted him back sooooo badly are going to just HATE.

Plus, what an elegant way out of the "problems" that continuity has wrought. Multiple Batmen and Grant Morrison's increasingly whacked-out Batman storylines? *poof* Bruce Wayne is the one-and-only Batman, and I'll lay dollars to donuts Dick Grayson is Robin, and Barbara Gordon is out of that wheelchair, back into her Batgirl costume.

Multiple Flashes, and Wally West saddled with a wife and two kids? *poof* He's back to Kid Flash!

Superman's married to Lois Lane *poof* The Clark/Lois/Superman love triangle is back in play. Hell, DC editorial has been trying to fix that one for YEARS, without resorting to death or d-i-v-o-r-c-e, and this is a damn sight more elegant than having Clark make a deal with the devil. (Yes, Joe Quesada and Marvel, that was a bitch-slap for you)

I've been reading comics for decades now, and frankly, this sort of thing needs to happen from time to time. It does. It does anyway, I mean how old is Batman? Green Arrow celebrated his birthday in real time during his series in the 90's, he'd be retirement age now, if we kept to that. DC has just made it official. 
Which doesn't mean I like the damn costume changes, which aren't really needed.

Friday, May 20, 2011

It'll be another week or so....

But a little something that is amusingly stuck in my head today...



Amsterdam
by Van Halen

Lookin' good through the window
Shinin' red and blue light, yeah
A little thick in the bottom
But still lookin' alright, yeah

Got a pocket full o' money
Got me a long night ahead
Quick stop by the Bulldog
Score me some Panama Red, yeah

Oh, wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Stone you like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Woo! Hot damn, roll an Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
She can't then nothin' else can

Uh! Caught a plane outta Moscow
Spent one cold night in Berlin, yeah
It's a long hard way but I'm a-comin'
Back again, yeah

Oh, wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Stone you like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah, come on up, roll an Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
If she can't then no one else can

(Yeah yeah yeah) Woo-hoo
(Yeah yeah yeah) Ooo-hoo
(Yeah yeah yeah) Ooo-hoo

Oh, wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Will stone you like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Yeah, hot damn, roll an Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
If she can't then no one else can (Yeah yeah yeah)
Woo! Wham bam, oh Amsterdam (Yeah yeah yeah)
Don't have to worry 'bout the man (Yeah yeah yeah)
Woo! Hot damn, uh, burn an Amsterdam, yeah (Yeah yeah yeah)
Stone me like nothin' else can (Yeah yeah yeah)

Monday, May 9, 2011

It's Been Quiet

Mainly because I've been incredibly busy.

But I do give you a "Stuck in My Head" for Monday, May 9th, 2011



Tick-Tock 
by The Vaughan Brothers

One night while sleeping in my bed I had a beautiful dream
That all the people of the world got together on the same wavelength
And began helping one another
 
Now in this dream, universal love was the theme of the day
Peace and understanding and it happened this way"
 
The sick, the hungry, had smiles on their faces
The tired and the homeless had family all around
The streets and the cities were all beautiful places
And the walls came tumblin' down
 
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
And the children of the world look forward to a future
 
Remember 
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people, time's tickin' away 
Remember that 
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people, time's tickin' away
 
I had a vision of blue skies from sea to shining sea
All the trees in the forest stood strong and tall again
Everything was clean and pretty and safe for you and me
The worst of enemies became the best of friends
 
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
Children of the world look forward to a future
 
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people, time's tickin' away
Remember that
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people, time's tickin' away
Remember that, remember that
Remember that, remember that
 
People of the world all had it together
Had it together for the boys and the girls
Children of the world look forward to a future
 
Remember
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people, time's tickin' away
Remember that
Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock people, time's tickin' away